hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My life is pants optional.
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