love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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