We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
