Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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