He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the day after is always just damage control
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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