wat bout pragnant strippers??
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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