I'm really into asian looking animals
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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