3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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