idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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