There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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