is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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