She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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