Soap is not a condiment
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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