Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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