I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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