I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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