Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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