At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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