I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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