just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
