Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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