nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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