The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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