Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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