just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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