What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
