Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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