His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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