Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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