It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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