Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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You. Win. At. Life.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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