I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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