Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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