somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
All the doctor said was why
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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