haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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