I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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