O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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