She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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