How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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