we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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