goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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