I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
