So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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