garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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