scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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