told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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