So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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