why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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