She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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