: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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