you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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