Dual....:-)
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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