is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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