Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
