Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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