i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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