question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
His nipple licking is glorious
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