Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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