nut hugger
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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